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Ohio State Uses T-Shirt Blaster To Pass Out Diplomas

[from TheOnion: http://www.theonion.com/content/from_print/ohio_state_uses_t_shirt]

Paris Hil-JUN!

Violat-JUN Of Probat-JUN for intoxicat-JUN. Not good for heiress of large fort-JUN. Paris says she'll pay more attent-JUN. 45 days in a federal pound-me-in-the-ass pris-JUN!