Thursday, September 28, 2006
Hold 'em
After watching the 2006 World Series of Poker, it became very clear to me that Jamie Gold is the luckiest bastard in the world. He has no poker skills whatsoever. This is why I want to patent a new technology. I want to formulate a "luck" measurement meter, which can be displayed on each player throughout the match. This way people can look at the chip stacks, read the meter, and know who's who in the world of poker.
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Luck counts! That's the beauty/agony of poker...
That won't stop my patent. I'm going to make millions, no wait billions. I said billions, can't take it back.
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